Two guys were opening a new store. They were setting up the shelves and display cases, but didn't have any merchandise, yet. One turned to the other ans said, "Watch some old fool come in and ask what we're selling."
Almost before his partner could reply and old lady stuck her head in and asked "What'cha selling?"
The first guy turned and answered, "Assholes!"
Without hesitation, the old lady said" Hummp, must be doing good. You only got two left."
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