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Officers & NCO Club => Non Model discussions => Topic started by: DB Andrus on 06 Apr , 2011, 23:01

Title: Farmer
Post by: DB Andrus on 06 Apr , 2011, 23:01

DEPARTMENT OF LABOR INVESTIGATES FARMER
The Texas Department of Labor claimed a small Lubbock farmer was not
paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

Department of Labor employee: I need a list of your employees and how much you
pay them.

Farmer: Well, there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him
$200 a week plus free room and board.

Then there's the mentally challenged worker. He works about 18 hours every day
and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week,
pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday
night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.

Department of Labor employee: That's the guy I want to talk to...the mentally
challenged one.

Farmer: That would be me.

Title: Re: Farmer
Post by: NZSnowman on 07 Apr , 2011, 13:20

 :D :D

Title: Re: Farmer
Post by: Rokket on 08 Apr , 2011, 03:15

That is GOLD! I didn't know where it was going, ...am going to use that!